Because you can't have depths without surfaces.
Linda Grant, thinking about clothes, books and other matters.

Friday, 23 November 2007

Things I like

Larry: Bald asshole? That's a hate crime. We consider ourselves to be a group.

Police officer: I'm bald and I'm not offended.

Larry: With all due respect, Officer Berg, you are not bald. You've chosen to shave your hair and that's a look you're cultivating in order to look fashionable, but we don't really consider you part of the bald community... with all due respect.

1 comment:

Dave Hill said...

Thank god I'm not bald, that's all I can say.