Camel toe is the phrase which describes the phenomenon pictured above, in which an outfit is too tight in an area where you really would not like it to be too tight.
Thursday, 7 February 2008
Camel toe
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Linda Grant, thinking about clothes, books and other matters.
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Linda Grant is a novelist and journalist. She won the Orange Prize for Fiction in 2000 and the Lettre Ulysses Prize for Literary Reportage in 2006. She writes for the Guardian, Telegraph and Vogue. Her latest novel, The Clothes on Their Backs was shortlisted for the 2008 Man Booker Prize. For further information including upcoming literary festivals bookstore readings etc see her website at www.lindagrant.co.uk
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- The Thoughtful Dresser Non-Fiction 2009)
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- The Clothes on Their Backs (Fiction 2008)
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- When I Lived in Modern Times (Winner of the Orange Prize for Fiction 2000)
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'A new dress is a great help in all circumstances.' (Noel Streatfeild)
'The only true and lasting meaning of the struggle for life lies in the individual, in his modest peculiarities and his right to these peculiarities.' (Vasily Grossman, Life and Fate.)
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7 comments:
I now see what you mean and agree. A terrible outfit.
I went once to a fancy dinner where a charitable couple were being honored for their contributions. And there on the wall was a larger than life portrait of them together, she wearing silk satin pants, and having a horrible case of C.T.
We were saying, "Didn't she have any girlfriends look at this? Why didn't anyone point this out to her?"
I felt so bad for her all night.
Not to mention the VPL.
The Nicolas Cage film "The Weather Man" does one of the funniest explorations of camel toe EVER.
Men suffer from a similar and just as awkward phenomenon. It doesn't have a name yet, as far as I can tell.
Dr. Phil gets CT sometimes and it's icky. You'd think his wife, Vanity Personified, would catch it and stop him from grossing out his audience.
Actually, there is a name for the male one -- it's called a "moose knuckle." And, no, they're not any nicer to look at than the female version, thanks!
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